ouch right in the feels

i would follow the friendly reminder’s advice and change my password except for the fact that i never log out of this stupid website and i don’t remember my current password anymore

handme-fr0wns:

allantruong:

fourthousandsevenhundredsixtyone:

This is golden, someone buy me this book.

there are so many burns i am now more scared to talk to women

you should be

handme-fr0wns:

allantruong:

fourthousandsevenhundredsixtyone:

This is golden, someone buy me this book.

there are so many burns i am now more scared to talk to women

you should be

saucefactory:


queelez:


lord-of-the-nerds:


discordion:


When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull
When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.
When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.
When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.
When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.
When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.
When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.
When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.


clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented 


#incompetent time-travelling saxophone haters


THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT

saucefactory:

queelez:

lord-of-the-nerds:

discordion:

When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull

When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.

When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.

When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.

When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.

When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.

When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.

When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.

clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented 

#incompetent time-travelling saxophone haters

THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT

foxyshy:

so let me get this straight. anti-choicers took $500,000 dollars worth of pennies and sealed them in a glass case as a “memorial” to “victims” of abortion. i’m going to say that again. these people have locked away $500,000 dollars as a “tribute” to dead blobs of cells instead of donating that money to actual living breathing children who don’t have basic necessities or homes.

anti-choicers are incredible

banastandupyabma:

tom-mess:

Tom Hiddleston is here to motivate you to get things done

ok

banastandupyabma:

tom-mess:

Tom Hiddleston is here to motivate you to get things done

ok

owlwithafeatherboa:

roadkill-dreamcatcher:

osamah:

i like girls who look like they kill people for a living

image

Who is this and why does she look like the child of Hawkeye and Black Widow

That’s Natalie Dormer, and oh mY GOsH you’re right she does look their child!!!

bobbyhorin:

when someone younger than you disrespects you

image

Everything wrong with Frozen:

findsomethingtofightfor:

baguettethefuckout:

No villain song

No villain song

No villain song

No villain song

No villain song

  1. No villain song
  • No villain song

NO VILLAIN SONG

NO VILLAIN SONG 

But then you take a step back and realize "Love Is An Open Door" is the villain song.

ghostgirlninja1122:

alhenablack:

The Amazing Spider-Man 2 [x]

You sarcastic little shit.

The puns are strong in this one

sluttynuggets:

sluttynuggets:

sluttynuggets:

not everything is always as it seems

image

I FUCKED UP

a reminder that this is the post that ruined my life

beecauseiamme:

gay-for-lesbians:

she is exactly what I aspire to be

Just give her her own fucking country

beecauseiamme:

gay-for-lesbians:

she is exactly what I aspire to be

Just give her her own fucking country


The entirety of Sherlock Holmes, in one sentence.

The entirety of Sherlock Holmes, in one sentence.

londonphile:

http://highlife.ba.com/Destinations/A-few-of-Benedict-Cumberbatchs-favourite-places.html
guardianoftheangels:

this website gets me

guardianoftheangels:

this website gets me